Carbon Quickdraw: Black Diamond's Ultimate Probe. Lightweight, Fast, and Reliable for Avalanche Safety.
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Carbon King Quickdraw Probe 300 The Lightweight Lifesaver Black Diamond Powerhouse
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Black Diamond Pro Probe 240: Your Alpine Savior. Quick Draw, Unstoppable Reach. Rescue Ready.
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Black Diamond Quickdraw Pro: Your Mountain Safety Net!
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Mammut Carbon Probe 240 Light: Your Lightweight Lifesaver for Backcountry Bliss
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Mammut Probe 240 Speed Lock: Your Alpine Lifesaver. Fast, Reliable, and Ready to Rescue.
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